Friday, January 30, 2009

Jessica Alba is Stupid, Just Not as Stupid as We Thought [Special Olympics]

image There’s a saying just about as old as USENET itself - “Arguing on the Internet is about like winning the Gold in the Special Olympics. You might win, but you’re still a retard.”

I caught a story over at Inquisitr where Meieli Sawyer detailed the blogfight between Jessica Alba and TMZ (and Bill O’Reilly) wherein Jessica defended her assertion that Sweden is a neutral country:

Jessica Alba struck back at Bill O’Reilly yesterday after he made some comments about her intelligence (this was after she called him an a-hole). She took to her MySpace blog to clear up her remarks about Sweden’s neutrality (citing a Wikipedia article for further reading), and then directed us to her newest video about the inauguration.

Jessica, in her MySpace blog posting, referenced the Wikipedia entry on Sweden’s non-involvement in World War II as evidence that Sweden is a neutral country.

imageIf I, you, or anyone else mentions their “neutrality” in a metaphorical conflict, they usually term themselves Switzerland. They’ve not been involved in any war since 1815 end of the Napoleonic Wars. Jessica is technically correct that Sweden implemented a similar policy of neutrality after the very same conflict, but with some very key differences.

The Swiss have not been involved in any conflict. Not to support it, not to assist, lend diplomatic support for any particular side, nothing.

Sweden, on the other hand, has been involved in a wide variety of conflicts under the newspeak term for it – peacekeeping:

Since the time of the Napoleonic Wars, Sweden has not initiated any direct armed combat. However, Sweden's military and government have been involved in major peacekeeping actions and other military support functions around the world.

This includes “armed neutrality” during World War II, defense of the Ă…land Islands in the 1930s, membership in the Scandinavian defense union, and active participation in the Cold War.

It’s likely that Jessica just made a verbal faux pas, and said Sweden when she meant Switzerland. We all misspeak. It happens. Or perhaps she thought she was being clever by naming another neutral country, and intentionally maiming a well known example of neutrality.

Meieli is right in her post, though. Perhaps Jessica should just refrain from calling people “a-holes” who likely have a better grasp of history than her.

And yes, I realize the irony.  I just won a gold medal in the Special Olympics.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Hackers Warn of Zombies [Keep Austin Weird]

image I just picked up a really odd story from KXAN TV this morning – according to multiple drivers near the intersection of Lamar and Martin Luther King Boulevard, a roadside construction signed warned everyone: “ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN.”

"Even though this may seem amusing to a lot of people, this is really serious, and it is a crime," said Austin Public Works spokesperson Sara Hartley. "And you can be indicted for it, and we want to make sure our traffic on the roadways stays safe."

Speaking from … ahem … personal experience, these things aren’t particularly secured very well. They generally don’t have any warnings of the illegality of tampering on them (though it doesn’t take much in the way of BRAAIIINS to figure it out).

Honestly, though, it’s a pretty harmless prank, and I can’t imagine much coming of it (nor should there be much to come of it). Not only is it in keeping with the odd civic spirit of the town, it’s relatively harmless (the prank was quickly remedied), and just plain funny.

(click thru for the video – in other Austin news, sponsor me for SXSW)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Yet Somehow I’m Not a PhD [Starcraft University]

image According to a story I picked up over at Pulse 2.0, UC Berkeley will be granting college credits to those who play Starcraft: Brood War, the popular space war strategy game from the last decade.

I was a pretty avid player of Starcraft when it was hot, as was my wife.  One of the major factors that pushed me head over heels for her was the fact that we were pretty evenly matched at the game (and I’m no slouch).

Still, has higher education degenerated so much that playing computer games is considered collegiate? Read the course description and weep:

This course will go in-depth in the theory of how war is conducted within the confines of the game Starcraft. There will be lecture on various aspects of the game, from the viewpoint of pure theory to the more computational aspects of how exactly battles are conducted. Calculus and Differential Equations are highly recommended for full understanding of the course. Furthermore, the class will take the theoretical into the practical world by analyzing games and replays to reinforce decision-making skills and advanced Starcraft theory.

[…]

The primary goal is for students to learn, enjoy the art of competitive StarCraft, and have fun. Overall, students will be applying critical thinking, quick decision-making, and game theory skills throughout the sessions.

I’ve jokingly considered in the past buying a doctorate for $50 from the Universal Life Church – but always concluded that I’d be too much of a laughing-stock at the end of the day.

The more I hear about higher education, these days, the more attractive that option sounds.

When’s the Right Time to Kill Google? [Not Right Now]

image I caught a quick guest post from over at Louis Gray’s blog by Matt Dickman that explicitly says that now is the time for their competitors (or maybe the torch-wielding mob of their users) to rise up and kill the beast.

The big two factors that lead Dickman to this conclusion?  That Google Friend Connect sorta sucks, and that everyone is mad about Feedburner.

I don’t really have a long opinion on this, except to say that I don’t really see this as anyone’s big opportunity.  Certainly, there’s an opportunity for someone to try to carve out a piece of Feedburner’s impressive monopoly for their own in a competing feed management system.  There is definitely an opportunity for Facebook to trounce Google in the “friend connect” business (mostly, I think, because Google continues to ignore lifestreaming in a meaningful way).

None-the-less, the only thing that makes Google real money is search and advertising. By most counts, they’ve got 90% of the search marketing world sewn up.

I don’t think now’s a particularly opportune time to kill Google.

Monday, January 26, 2009

WebbAlert Goes Away [Not The Economy]

Talking head video podcasts are coming to an end one by one. I haven’t watched WallStrip regularly in ages, but a good friend of mine informed me today that it was no longer in active production. Of course, a number of podcasts were cancelled at superstar network Revision3, something I reported on a few times as well.

imageAnother one joins the cadre of cancellations: WebbAlert.

The show was a very professional daily take on the news, a bit like TechMeme, one day later, and if it were a video show. The show experienced some meteoric explosion early on, but later either staled or slipped in viewership, depending on which numbers you believe.

Most folks attribute the slippage to the fact that it’s target demographic was most likely already aware of what was being talked about on the show for over 24 hours by the time the show was talking about it.

In reports by Inquisitr and CenterNetworks, the slippage nor the economy is responsible for the cutback, according to Morgan Webb, but due to the fact that her gig at G4 is growing to fill more available time and is crowding out her ability to pursue the web show.

“I finally decided that I need to make a little time for other opportunities, as well as make a little time for life itself,” said Morgan in a posting to her website. “Thanks for understanding and I hope to bring you a number of new projects in the future!”

I’ve got some more thoughts on putting together a new show that really deserves it’s own post, rather than tacking it onto the analysis here, but the gist of it is that to really have great video coverage of tech, you need a full image team, and you need good funding.

I’ve made quite a few attempts at it, both at Mashable and here on my own at Rizzn.com. I think the one outfit that’s doing the best now is not Rev3 or any other major A-List blogger, but Leo Laporte and his TWiT project. It’s not exactly what I envision it oughta be, but it’s darn close. They’ve got a great deal of daily content being generated and for a fraction of the cost that it takes to create traditional TV content. What’s more, it gets the job done in terms of informing and entertaining it’s target demographic about many important aspects of technology.

I believe that if you combine that with a news desk of sorts and dress up the video output with slates and news crawls, you’ve got not only a real threat to the likes of G4 (the only real competitor to a tech network like TWiT), but something that might be deserving of the moniker “the CNN of tech.”

Regardless, I don’t see this as Morgan’s last foray into web video.  Nearly every other refugee from the TechTV days has gone on to make something well known in the world of web video. Judging from the fact that the ShamWow and KGB seem to be G4’s only advertisers, and that there are about four shows on the whole channel, it won’t be much longer before Morgan Webb is back into doing something new on the web.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Police to Stop Cars via SMS [Bad Ideas]

image I caught a story over at the Inquisitr by JR Raphael that seems to indicate the ability for police to stop vehicles with a simple text message is just on the horizon.

Police in the U.K. are experimenting with a system that’d give them the power to stop any car remotely — just by sending a text message.

If approved, the technology would eventually be implemented into new vehicles. The goal would be to let officers easily halt stolen cars or getaway vehicles, without having to resort to high-speed chases.

Right now, law enforcers are looking at how they could adapt a number of different systems, some of which are already commercially available to drivers.

I’m just curious who amongst us thinks this is in any way a good idea.

I mean, I’m ok with law enforcement in possession of useful technology, but this strikes me as about as well thought out as banning all legal possession of guns. Surely disabling such a system would be about on par with disabling the systems that require those with a DUI to have a breathalyzer on their vehicle.

In essence, the only people who’d be vulnerable to this technology would be law-abiding citizens.

And it would end up becoming a technology that police used primarily for stopping folks who’ve made an illegal lane change or running a stop sign – another annoying technology that caps off at the knees regular citizens and allows the villains in society to do as they please.

Just like what tends to happen in societies where all guns are outlawed – only the outlaws will have the guns.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Want to Help Me Get to SXSW? [Sponsorship]

image Right off, I’d like to say that this isn’t a straight up plea for money like you often see. This isn’t a PayPal link and a beg for cash, I’m offering something in return for your sponsorship. Read on to hear some more.

SXSW is coming up, and folks are already taking the pulse to see who’s going to be there or not. If you’ve not figured out whether or not you think you should be down there yet or not, you should ask yourself whether or not you’d like to network and meet the who’s who of Web 2.0 culture. I didn’t attend last year, due to the fact I had to moderate a panel at a conference on the other side of the country, but I certainly wish I could have been there.

This year, however, I took advantage of the fact that I could get press credentials and an “in” to the conference way early. Here’s the only problem: at the moment, I’m still attached to no particular publication other than my own site, and don’t have a publication that’s decided they’re willing to pay for my travel costs yet.*

Rather than gamble with the situation (I’m talking to a number of publications right now about a permanent gig, but none have offered me a package that included travel costs yet), I’ve decided to look for sponsors to send me to the conference.

Why Would I Send Rizzn to SXSW?

Sarah Lacy and Mark Zuckerberg.
There’s a good chance it’ll be more than just me there (I’m investigating the possibility of bringing one or two writers with me), so if I can swing it, I plan on having a significant presence there. The problem? This costs money. 

That’s where you come in.  But why should you send me your hard earned dollars to send me here? Aside from a prominent placement and thanks on the site, here are a few of the benefits to sending rizzn.com to SXSW.

  • You get to have a presence at SXSW without the large expense. I live in Texas, so it’s significantly cheaper for me to travel there than it is for you.  On top of that, a few people in the city already know who I am from my high profile work here and elsewhere (and my occasional visits to events in town).  That way, when I wear a shirt with your logo on it and hand out your schwag when it’s appropriate, people have a bit of an inclination to listen to what I’m saying (and know I’m not there solely to sell them something).
  • Chances are if you’re reading this, I know your business and industry. And that means I can give you a post event wrap-up suited to your business, and introduce you to the contacts I make at the event that I believe might be advantageous for you to know. I can pick the conference tracks to attend and give you a custom wrap-up for your organization and what I think it means for you.
  • You’ll be supporting our continued coverage here at Rizzn.com, and allow us to bring my readers writeups, reviews, interviews and video. Based on your sponsorship level, we’ll continue to name and promote you as a sponsor of the site.
Robert Scoble, Pete Cashmore and Marty the Caveman. Contrary to popular belief, Marty wasn't hired to replace me.

How Much Will It Cost Me?
I’ve put together a budget of what it’s going to cost to keep me and a team there, and as we get closer to the date (without reaching the goal), it’ll obviously go up, but you don’t hafta fund the whole trip.

I’ve funded conference visits like this in the past, and I structure the sponsorship a little like a PBS pledge drive – if you pledge, say $500 and my goal is $1,000 for instance, you aren’t liable to pay me unless I meet my goal.

If you’re interested in making something happen, contact me via any of the contact methods listed in the right hand column of my site. I’m really just looking to defray the gas costs and some of the hotel stay this time around (and, if possible, the cost of bringing in some folks to help cover it with me), so without going into exact numbers in this forum I can say that it’s a pretty low goal (particularly compared to the $10k goal I had to pay for a CES trip a couple of years ago).

If you’re viewing this outside the site, simply ring me up (903/253.0143) or email me <guesswho@rizzn.com>. I’m looking forward to hearing from you.

* If you’re a publication looking to subsidize my travel expenses to SXSW, feel free to ring me up as well, and we can make arrangements for my coverage.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Blogging for Dollars: How I Did It.

My good friend Steven Hodson reflected today on his trek from solo blogger to profitable blogger today in a piece entitled “Guess what – being an income making blogger isn’t cut & dry.”

Incidentally, I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one thinking this: Does Steven even need to sign his posts anymore?  I can pretty much spot them a mile off just based on the title. I’m just waiting for Mark Dykeman to parody his style like he’s done so many others.

But in his piece he describes all the methods for making money that are often trotted out for those of us who really want to make a go of it:

  • Advertising for the blogosphere is broken, particularly for small-time bloggers or bloggers with less than large audiences.  I’d tend to agree.
  • You can make money because of your blogging is BS. It isn’t completely BS, in my opinion, but it isn’t the panacea it’s painted out to be. Most people want to blog about what they want to blog about when they want to blog about it. They want the blog to reflect them and their changing and evolving passions. It’s difficult to remain focused on a single topic the length of time it takes to become recognized enough to make money just for knowing a lot about it.
  • Selling TShirts only works when you’re Chris Brogan or some species of Laughing Squid. Again, pretty correct.  The only time I made money selling merch was when I was fairly high profile and running BlipMedia, my old podcast hosting company. For the record, my “Adam Curry is a Jerk” shirt was the best seller.
  • Writing a Book. I’m trying this one now, so I’m not sure how much of a big money maker it is. I’ll get back to you on that, but I’m inclined to say that it isn’t going to be the best sole source of income.
  • PayPal Donations – they probably work when you’re fairly prominent. As an up an comer, the only time this worked for me was when I was stuck in a crisis situation, and I needed some extra income to actually survive.

Steven’s ultimate solution is to keep hacking at it, and you’ll eventually graduate to some level of fiscal success.  My route is a bit different.

I was blogging tech long before Michael Arrington ever thought of profiling a Valley startup.  I’ve been blogging almost daily (with a few vacations) since I was about 16 years old, and there wasn’t such a thing as blogging software.

Just showing up and doing your best isn’t the be all end all, obviously (because I’m still blogging over here, and Mike is Mike.  There are other elements involved somewhere). Here’s what finally put me over the edge: giving myself a deadline.

A few years ago, I decided that I was going to make a full-time living from freelance and internet journalism. I quit my job and my other contracts, and kept pursuing the dollars until I made enough money to support myself and my family.

Hunger is a powerful motivator, and I guess that’s my secret: commitment. You identify the possible ways to make it happen and profitable, and work tirelessly to make it happen.

Or starve.

Ze Frank in The Remnants

image Ze Frank is back on the computer screens!

At least he is for this particular pilot that may or may not become a series. I found this over at io9 today, and it’s one of those digital shorts that we have come accustomed to seeing from that creative burst inspired by the WGA strike last year.

Just click play, and you’ll be hooked.


The Remnants from John August on Vimeo.

Now that you’ve seen it, you’re no doubt full of questions.  Here’s what I know at the moment:

  • It was written by John August (imdb/wiki). He’s written other things you may know, including Corpse Bride, Charlies Angels, Titan A.E., and Go.
  • Aside from Ze, the cast includes: Justine Bateman, Michael Cassidy, Ben Falcone, Ernie Hudson, and Amanda Walsh.
  • The “Them” are zombies, if you “broaden your definition of zombie,” according to John.
  • It was shot with two HVX200’s.
  • Even though this is just now getting noticed, it was put up about three months ago.
  • The project is currently in development with 60Frames in association with NBC/U, so it could in theory become a series at some point. Either way, we had a good time making it.
  • John “retained rights to do other things with The Remnants, so [he] certainly may come back to it at some point in some other form.”

Someone (and I know folks who carry big pursestrings read my blog) needs to do a brand sponsorship on this thing. It’s worth it, because it’ll be big.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Web Ad “Apocalypse” [Don’t Panic]

image This is one of those times where you’ve lucked out and have clicked on one of those posts where I get cranky and swim upstream and against the current of prevailing opinion.

My friends Duncan Riley and Louis Gray have recently both posted on something they’re terming the Ad “Apocalypse” for the blogosphere. It’s very reminiscent of the sort of memes that Steve Rubel used to start last year that were generally accompanied by the tags “skunk drunk” and pictures of that Kool-Aid guy.

I’m going to start by addressing some key points in Louis’s post, and then work backwards to Duncan, as Duncan seemed to be more reporting what was going on with the Inquisitr, whereas Louis was trying to paint a broader picture of doom and gloom consistent with his worldview of blogging not necessarily containing anything of value (in terms of ad dollars, at least).

Web Advertising 101
image To understand what I mean, you should probably read his April post entitled “Most Bloggers Don’t Deserve Any Ad Revenue,” where he devotes an entire section of the post under the heading “Services Offer Real Value, Bloggers Don’t”:

Sometimes bloggers on the periphery of an industry get jealousy over seeing the dollars thrown around from mergers and acquisitions, or funding. It is human nature to see when a service might be bought for millions, that fans of the service or bloggers covering it feel they are entitled to a "share". But Web services like Facebook, Digg, or TechMeme are in themselves destination sites that are sticky, pulling in consistent viewers and repeat visits, made even better when these sites have personal, demographic information that helps tailor ads and messaging. These Web services are adding real value to the Web by changing the way we interact and communicate. Bloggers, myself included, are not. We are more like consumers than producers in this case, and the last time I checked, consumers pay, they don't get paid, no matter how excited we might be about a product.

Of course, if you step back and think in rational terms, any page on the vast expanse of the Intertubes where significant attention is given, be it a page hosting an App, or it be a page hosting a blog post, there usually can and should be an ad. If the traffic to that page, the engagement of the audience viewing that page, or the value of that content or app on that page is sufficiently great, the ad value should reflect that.

This is the nature of the web, just as it has been the nature of all commercial content that’s preceded it. TV, radio, and newspaper has always functioned on these principals.

It is true that most content is nowhere near as valuable of real estate as newspapers were ten or twenty years ago.  Opinions are plentiful, everywhere you look.  Still, the blogosphere, much like the web app space, is a meritocracy. Those really great bits of content can and generally do rise to the top, so for those sites that get all the pageviews, just like the apps Louis mention, get large chunks of money.

What’s more, many of these sites not only are peddling content and ads, but influence as well (generally much more influence than an app page). By that, I mean as a frequent visitor of any of site, you’re much more likely to trust the analysis and value-add in the pages of a TechCrunch, Mashable or GigaOm than you are likely to trust whatever happens to have bubbled to the top of Digg, Techmeme or Twitter’s trending topics.

That’s web advertising 101, though.

The Advertising Crunch
It’s undeniable that there’s a web advertising crunch going on right now, just as there’s a crunch in all forms of advertising right now. To say that it’s only going to get worse, as Louis does and Duncan fears, is a bit short-sighted.

Louis says: “It is my belief that this problem, while exacerbated by the financial downturn, has been a long time coming.”

Keep in mind that what Louis bases this idea on is the same idea espoused by Allen Stern and others: web ads are doomed to fail because heavy Internet users all develop ad-blindness.

The problem with this supposition is that it is just an assumption, and it’s only based on anecdotal evidence. Even a survey of readers of Web 2.0 blogs indicates nothing.  Certainly, a majority of readers won’t be clicking on ads, but just because the most savvy and most heavy Internet users don’t click on web ads doesn’t mean that the majority of users don’t click on web ads (or perhaps more accurately, that a sufficient number required to “power the web” out of the mainstream of web users don’t click on ads).

So, all things considered, it’s a bit of a stretch to say that his concerns from last year have somehow been proven true now that the economy has slowed down.

image

Ad Buys Have Slowed Down, Though
I’ve even noticed the slowdowns on the couple ad networks I currently participate in, and they’ve slowed down significantly (to the tune of about one quarter of what they usually produce in revenue and ads).

The thing is, most of these ad networks of I participate in are open networks that don’t actively solicit buyers (sort of like AdSense). When you turn around and talk to folks who either actively sell sponsorships themselves or have an in-house sales team, you get a much different story.

Is it the beginning of an end?  The terminology Duncan used (“apocalypse”) might be a bit dramatic. Another ongoing story Duncan’s been chronicling lately has been the death of the print news business. More and more newspapers are transitioning online, and the ones who haven’t been moving that way are dying off in record numbers. Many pundits say that we’re going to be looking at a vastly different journalistic landscape within the next five years or so. I agree with them.

To that end, where do you think those ad dollars are going to go?  Those same companies are going to need to advertise, and those same eyeballs are going to crave their news.

What is the eventual junction of these two groups?  I think that the answer “online content providers” is a pretty safe bet.

So is web advertising (for bloggers and app makers) dead? While it may be in the ER ward right now, it’s hardly dying.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Jobs is Out of Apple

I leave for five minutes to go pick up my kid, and news chooses to happen right then.

image

I’m getting this news from Engadget, but just turn on your Twitter feed or CNBC right now, and you’ll get more coverage than you’ll ever need.

Here’s the meat – Steve Jobs sent the following letter out to his team today:

Team,

I am sure all of you saw my letter last week sharing something very personal
with the Apple community. Unfortunately, the curiosity over my personal health continues to be a distraction not only for me and my family, but everyone else at Apple as well. In addition, during the past week I have learned that my health-related issues are more complex than I originally thought.

In order to take myself out of the limelight and focus on my health, and to
allow everyone at Apple to focus on delivering extraordinary products, I have
decided to take a medical leave of absence until the end of June.

I have asked Tim Cook to be responsible for Apple's day to day operations, and I know he and the rest of the executive management team will do a great job. As CEO, I plan to remain involved in major strategic decisions while I am out. Our board of directors fully supports this plan.

I look forward to seeing all of you this summer.

Steve

The letter more or less says it all, but it’s some pretty interesting news, to say the least. It’s being framed as a move due to the distracting reports from the media, but without even looking at other pundits, I’m certain we’ll see this turn into a chicken-or-the-egg debate ad infinitum.

In the time it took me to write this up on my blog, there’s been 722 Twitter posts on it already, so you know this is going to be a thing.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Barack Obama and his Blackberry [Legal Loopholes]

image Obviously, it’s common knowledge that President-Elect Barack Obama loves his Blackberry. It’s been all over the news today, mostly because the New York Times imagines that the “endorsement” is worth $25-50 million.

I’m not entirely sure that there aren’t suitable technological workarounds to the security risks being touted.  I mean, we are the United frickin’ States of America.  The idea that we can’t hack together one of our military satellites to be compatible with an SMS server and a Blackberry is pretty laughable to me (that is if you think the threat of the telecoms getting hacked by someone other than our government is legitimate enough to worry about).

Aside from the security threat it may or may not pose, the other hurdle to Obama keeping his Blackberry is one of Obama’s own making, and if he’d only make the small acquiescence from the onset of his presidency that President Bush may have been right about something, he can keep in touch with the American people and pierce the Beltway Bubble.

I actually put two and two together on this quite a while back, but I didn’t have the time to write it up. Given that today is a particularly slow day, I spent the hour or so trying to find the resources on this and connect the dots.

If You Don’t Know About Executive Order 13233, Read This
It actually all goes back Nixon. When Nixon was under fire for doing the things he was doing wrong (like destroying records of wrong-doing), Congress passed a law mandating that records of presidential communications must be kept intact for processing by national archivists and historians after the president leaves office.

image The law states that after the archivists receive the materials, it should be made available to the public no less than 12 years later.

As the Wikipedia states on the matter, “thus, the presidential papers of Ronald Reagan were due to be made public when George W. Bush took office in January 2001.”

Of course, if you’re a sufferer of Bush Derangement Syndrome, you’re probably aware that one of the first acts of President Bush was to further prevent the records of President Reagan from becoming public with two successive claims of executive privilege, followed by Executive Order 13233 in early 2002.

E.O. 13233 had the net effect limiting all access to presidential communication pertaining to “military, diplomatic, or national security secrets, Presidential communications, legal advice, legal work, or the deliberative processes of the President and the President's advisers.” In other words, everything but what he’d probably post on Twitter anyway.

The other important thing you need to know about Executive Order 13233 is that while campaigning for president made the promise to get rid of it, and restore the public’s access to presidential records as per Congress’s intent in 1974.

That Brings You Up to Date
image … And now you know why it’s a legal nightmare for presidents to keep their electronic communicative means.  It’s why President Bush closed out his AOL account, and President Clinton stopped it with the email, and why President-Elect Obama is being pressured to cut it out with the Blackberry.

Not only is every offhanded comment subject to public review, the ease of communication makes it much more likely that the sheer volume of data could topple the very process by which this data is reviewed by historians and archivists.

Here’s the thing, though: if Obama decides he absolutely must have his Blackberry, it’s as easy as a stroke of a pen (and a broken promise).

Congress intends to move quick on Obama’s promise, so he’ll need to make a snap decision on this. According to news reports, pending parts of legislation in the Presidential Library Donation Act of 2009 “would overturn Executive Order 13233 issued by President George W. Bush and restore procedures to ensure the timely release of presidential records.”

"And, with the Presidential Library Donation Act, we will do away with anonymous donations by foreign countries and nationals, and make certain that the process is transparent to the public,” Rep. Edolphus “Ed” Towns (D-N.Y.) said.

If Obama simply sends this bill back to Congress with a Post-It attached, asking for a “Blackberry amendment,” he can keep it.

Keep in mind, this only addresses the legal aspects of all of this. Security issues are another post, but depending on how strong his “addiction” is, this might be the route Obama will want to pursue.

Are you subscribed to /socnets yet? You oughtta be. Add feeds.feedburner.com/rizzn/socnets and learn how social media savvy your congressmen are.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Am I the Only One Seeing these KGB Ads?

imageI’ve been following most of the CES coverage on G4 this year – maybe I’m getting older and lazier, but the ambient noise of cool gadgets being demoed in the background while I surf is easier for me than reading the writeup of each individual gadget as they hit the feeds.

There isn’t much in the way of commercial interruption on G4 at the moment (aside from the frequent repeats of the ShamWow commercial), but one of the few regular ads they keep playing is this one from a company I’ve never heard of called KGB.com.

It’s a clever ad, and I was curious if it was for something new from Siri or a new re-branding for Ask.com.

I did a quick scan through my feeds to see if someone had written it up while my Internet connection was down. Turns out, the only thing that popped up for the company was when PEhub covered their impressively large $250 million IPO back in May.

The actual implementation is a little less impressive than the commercial would have you believe.  It seems to be a little like the Wikia idea being implemented by Wikipedia’s Jimmy Wales – a Wiki-based search engine.

In addition to the search results, which are on par with what you’d expect from a usable search engine these days, they also offer an iPhone/Blackberry app and an SMS gateway for search results.

Not nearly as exciting as I’d hoped, but I suppose the campaign worked to a certain extent.  I’m here writing up a post about them, and I’m not as irritated by it as I was by Cuil.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

What Do You Do When You’re On Hold with AT&T? [SimCity 3000]

Update: As of 5 PM today – I’m now online. And it was good. Finally.

image

I’ve mentioned my lack of Internet access quite a bit lately. 

“I get it,” you’re saying. “You don’t have access to the ‘Net. You spent twelve and a half hours on the phone with AT&T. Stop friggin’ whining about it!”

When you’re on the phone with any large company, particularly a giant like AT&T, you’re going to spend a lot of time on hold.  Typically, I’d use that time to browse around the web and find new time wasting games at Kongregate.

Without the ‘Net, I was forced to load up the only game disc I could find while I was unpacking: SimCity 3000.

image Bird’s Eye View of Hopkins

I gotta be honest. I didn’t hate it.  Not having Internet sucks, and staying on the phone with numbskulls who refuse to solve your problem four hours a day makes it all the more infuriating, but filling the interim hours playing SC3K made it bearable, I think.

It wasn’t my first time playing SC3K, but it’s been more than a handful of years since the last time I loaded it up. SimCity, in all it’s iterations, was always my favorite game growing up. Playing it on my current workhorse computer, the Sony Vaio laptop, meant it just simply screamed with no hitches whatsoever, and the game didn’t complain when I rapidly <alt> + <tab>’ed out to write some angry notes in Notepad each time I got a reprieve from hold music at 30 minute intervals.

Kinda Like When I Force Pictures of My Kids on You….

Given that I’ve invested a good deal of time in this city, I figured I’d give you the grand tour and offer it up to you for download, should one or two of you still have this game laying around somewhere.

Is that an incredibly geeky and goofy thing to do? Yes. But while I wait for the last 24 hours to slowly elapse while in expectation that an AT&T tech will be here to install service tomorrow, I’ve little other choice as I rack my brain for something to blog about.

So shaddup and enjoy the pretty graphics.

image

The Aeronautical District of Hopkins. Pictured: the Spaceport and West side of the Central Airport. Not pictured, but nearby: a Raytheon plant and a military base.

The monument to me and the people who apparently want to live nearby. This is the highest valued property in town. Go figure.Here are the basic city stats:

Town Name: Hopkins
Current City Population: 1,350,276
Current National Population: 25,340,060
Current Date: 4/29/2172
Founding Date: 1/01/1950

National Currency: the Simoleon.

Current tax rate: 0%, all sectors (at 3% taxrate, the city is revenue positive, but I cut the taxrates since the city is so far in the black it’s ridiculous).

I’ve got a lot of charts available that are really only interesting if you’re me, so I’ll just show you a couple. A few of you environmental nuts might sort of get into this kinda thing.

Hopkins City Junk
that's  a lot of junkThe first one is the waste disposal pie graph. Due to the fact that the city of Hopkins is a very high-end town, I’m guessing this contributes to the fact that my city produces an inordinate amount of garbage.

As you can see, about 40% of the garbage is recycled, and the rest is incinerated. A very miniscule amount is shipped to a neighboring city. This is interesting because I’ve made a very concerted effort to create a mostly “green” city. I’ve created an inordinate amount of recycling centers, and all the incineration facilities convert the waste matter back into energy to be plugged into the city grid.  More on that later.

imageThe west side of town – mostly garbage disposal and energy creation. In the center, eight of our fusion plants. To the lower right, a few waste-to-energy plants, and a few recycling centers just next to that. 

Hopkins City Energy
image Even with the twenty waste-to-energy plants I have in the city, it barely registers at 17% compared to the thirteen fusion plants I have (SimHistorical note: at some point around 2050, fusion power was perfected).

Your average fusion plant creates almost 50,000 MW-h /month of electricity, or almost double that of a nuclear fission plant. 

The graph looks pretty plain now, but it got pretty interesting around 2060 as most of the nuclear fission plants started reaching their end-of-life dates, and were being gradually replaces by fission plants. By 2100,the last fission plant was phased out, and the threat of localized nuclear meltdown had passed.

Key Landmarks and Places of Note
Crime and Punishment
imageWhile we’re on the topic of garbage, fans of crime and punishment should be pleased to learn that I’ve taken a very pro-active approach to reforming the criminals of the city. Crime is pretty low in Hopkins, but a city of that size certainly requires a large number of jails. Each jail is situated next to a smelly recycling plant, bringing jail-as-a-deterrent to a whole new level.

Even the well behaved criminals won’t escape it, either, since trustees and other low-risk inmates can help out sorting trash.

The Civic District
imageMost of Hopkins is very high-density in nature. There are only a few places where buildings are less than three stories tall, and the civic district is one of them.

Shown to the right, here, slightly left of center you can see the mayor’s mansion, built in 1965, in the middle of what has become an astronomically high class residential neighborhood.

Slightly above that, you can see the city hall, situated next to the Hopkins City reproduction of Chicago’s Adler Planetarium.

Directly below the planetarium and across the intersection, you’ll see a red building with a white-ish roof – that’s the county courthouse, which supposedly tries annually around 10,000 civil cases, and 3,500 criminal cases.

It’s an interesting area to me because it’s surrounded by some very large skyscrapers, and it’s rather odd to see such a posh neighborhood in the thick of such a thriving metropolis.

Also worthy of note, this 8x8 city block area was the first set of neighborhoods in Hopkins City and served as the template for the rest of the town.

Science and Medical Research Plazaimage
In 2021, Malcolm Landgraab of Landgraab Industries approached Hopkins City with an offer to build a medical research facility and a science research facilities. We took the opportunity, even though the partnership required a substantial investment on the part of the city.

As you can see, there’s an adjunct to the complex that bears a striking resemblance to the Lincoln Center.

I’m not sure exactly what sort of research goes on at the science plaza, but from the looks of the building, I’m pretty certain a stargate is involved, somehow.

Entertainment City
This is the center for all that is fun in the city, located at the South end of town.

image

Pictured here (surrounding buildings cropped out) is (clockwise starting from nine o’clock): Geyser Park, Six Flags over Rizzn, the Hopkins City Rapscallions Stadium, Brookrose Havenhills Country Club and one of the dozen or so extensions of the Hopkins City Zoo system.

image When this area was originally laid out, there was very little else other than some generic souvenir shops nearby. Since then, though, a sort of second downtown area has sprung up with some of the tallest buildings in Hopkins City located here.

They’re mostly commercial buildings containing technology companies, but there are some rather artsy (the architect describes them as “svelte”) residential towers just across from the country club.

The area is rife with posh parks and entertainment facilities, but curiously remains one of the few pockets in town where there is any measurable amount of crime.

Lighthouse Point
Hopkins City is a coastal town, so of course I had to have fun designing the beach areas. I modeled this area of town after a spot I lived at for a number of years in Pompano beach named Lighthouse Point. It isn’t a one-to-one replica, but it captures the spirit and some of the features of the Pompano Beach strip here.

image 
The ‘exclusive’ side of Lighthouse Point.

Originally, I had envisioned it being some-what geared towards middle-income folks, but it didn’t take much time at all for several large mansions to be built, and for them to buy up most of the beachfront property surrounding them and convert it to yard space.

image

The ‘tourist trap’ side of Lighthouse Point.

Much like in the actual Lighthouse Point of South Florida, the lighthouse itself acts as a sort of demarcation point between the skyscraper condos and hotels, and the more exclusive gated beach communities.

EduCity
image Right about the time the city hit about a million inhabitants, I realized two things. One was that at the current tax rates (around 6% at the time), the coffers were chock full of cash – far more than I could reasonably spend.

The other thing was that many city services were falling below acceptable levels, including hospital, public schools and colleges, museums and libraries were all getting failing grades.  Given that Hopkins city had just undergone a rapid expansion phase leaving very little room to re-zone in residential neighborhoods for city services.

So in one of the last remaining undeveloped sectors of the city, I’ve zoned a hospital megaplex with 24 separate city block sized buildings, and an educational sector that spans grade school up to college level education (complete also with museum and library services) that lays out over several square miles.

Want to Play a Game?
There are a lot of other cool things I could show you about the city, but this post has run on long enough at this point. It was fun to escape for a bit, and though I didn’t get a chance to reach my goal of having a city population large enough to support an arcology, I think I designed a pretty efficient city, and one that would be enjoyable to live in despite it’s size.

downtown Hopkins City 
The commercial center of Hopkins City.

image I’m going to go ahead and upload my gamefile to the server so you can play around with it yourself (if you, by some chance, happen to have a copy of SimCity 3000 laying around).

I learned a lot of things playing around with the city planning simulation, like honing of some of my analytical skill and the value of proper organization.

Mostly, though, I learned that I need to update my PC game library so that the next time I go two weeks without an Internet connection, I don’t have to play a 10 year old game.

Download the file from here (ZIP archive).

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Om Malik Launches a Podcast

image Elisabeth Lewin noted over at Podcasting News that GigaOm has jumped into that new craze all the kids are doing – podcasting.

“…this week that Malik and Co. launched a regular podcast. It is a welcome (though perhaps not groundbreaking) addition to the tech podcast landscape.”

“Informal, short, and sweet, the podcast features Om and other bloggers talking about such topics as Google’s Android, CES and MacWorld, and whether “VoIP isn’t dead, it’s just stale.” It’s a welcome addition to the other opinion and analysis posts on the site.”

Just a note to Om and company that I’ve got little to do with my days until I start a regular gig, and that I’ve got nothing but time (and raw savage talent) to apply towards an appearance on said podcast.

I haven’t had a chance to check it out yet having been banished to being offline by AT&T, unfortunately, but if it’s anything like it sounds like, it should be a lot of fun, and I’d love to engage in some informed and interesting discussions anytime about the world of online video, something I enjoy Om’s network’s coverage of at NewTeeVee.

Monday, January 5, 2009

How Not to Order High Speed Internet [AT&T SUCKS]

image Remember how I almost gleefully reported the other day that I was BACK ON THE TUBES! and would resume regular updates?

Yeah.  Forget that.  Here’s the problem: AT&T sucks.

It is chronicled in a series of Tweets that I began on Saturday, but are very typical of the type of experience I’ve been going through since I ordered AT&T high-speed Internet December 26th.

As most of you know, I moved to Dallas on the 27th, and on the 26th, I ordered a transfer of my phone and DSL service to our new Dallas address.  In addition, I took the opportunity to upgrade my service in Dallas to their new UVERSE TV/DATA offering.

At the time I ordered, the UVERSE service was unable to be installed until the 29th, and since it would supercede my high-speed $10 a month DSL line for the same price (for the data plan), I said “Go ahead and transfer the DSL for the duration, and we’ll turn it off when the UVERSE gets turned on.”

I mention that because it apparently is the key factor as to why I’m still currently net-less until at least January 8th.

Rather than chronicle the entire set of issues, I’ll summarize – I spoke to every single department in AT&T, and their bosses and their boss’s bosses at one point or another.  Every person I spoke to gave me a different solution. If you want a good soliloquy describing this experience, do a Summize search for rizzn #att, or read below this post.

Inevitably, the call always ended somewhere around 4:30 PM CST or so with the statement: “that <insert specific name> department is now closed for the day, and they’re the only ones that can help you. You’ll have to call back tomorrow.”

Occasionally I’d get served up extra surprises, like the operator hanging up on me for no reason, or getting transfered to a random voicemail box.

Over the course of seven days, I spent a total of 12.5 hours on the phone, or roughly equivalent to a part time job.

In the end, it turns out the reason the whole thing didn’t work out for me was because you can’t have two pending orders for data services on the same line or for the same address.  I’m not sure why this is, since it is possible that I’d want to shotgun two services, but they simply don’t allow it.

At the end of the whole deal, I got them to escalate my install date to the 8th (one day before my birthday, ironically), so that I might have some Internet at that point, but they can’t guarantee it’ll work at my address until a technician comes out.

The whole thing wasn’t able to be solved until a level three tech from the DSL support line (one of the sole Americans in that department, apparently (not that I’m racist, I just like to understand the person on the other line when I have a problem)) got together a five way conference call with me, the provisioning department, the orders department, line support, UVERSE and me.

This post here only glosses over the generalities, so I may have to follow up with something that truly captures my emotional state – suffice it to say that my neighbors one county over were certainly aware of my displeasure with AT&T on Saturday.

They’re locking up the Big in Japan offices, so I’ve gotta run – in the mean time, enjoy this twitterstream from Saturday.  It’ll give you an idea of what I went through.

#att the problem seems to be in the order i ordered my services in. long story. not my fault. expect a post on it. some point. 4:32 PM Jan 3rd fromTwitterMail

Direct/dish solutions are too rich for my blood. way over a hundred a month.4:25 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att off the phone for the day. total time on phone 12.5 hrs. internet eta january 8th. at&t blows. 4:22 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att 4:17 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att on a four way conference right now. another shot at expiditing the UVERSE installation. 4:13 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

@stevenhodson theses going to be on additional cranky added. i an hopping mad as it is. 4:09 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail in reply to StevenHodson

@rblevin @fireg i would cancel but all thats available here is time warner.4:03 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail in reply to RBLevin

#att on the phone with the supervisor and the orders department. they say i have service at three addresses. 3:58 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att turns out its not just my old address.. its a location i haven t lived at for a year and a half. 3:36 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att they just told of that they turned on my service at my old address. WHY!?!? 3:31 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att is there a record on the books for longest time on the phone to fix an internet connection? in 15 minutes it will be 12 hours here. 3:22 PM Jan 3rdfrom TwitterMail

#att i an pretty sure the group i an talking to is based in india. this just adds to the dead end feel of this call. 3:18 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att on hold again waiting for a supervisor. 3:13 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

#att latest trial.. agent kept of on hold just long enough so that the department that could help closed for the day. escalating. 3:10 PM Jan 3rdfrom TwitterMail

I have kept a log. i have spent 11 hours on the phone so far with at&t just to transfer my dsl. 2:47 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

By the way.. i an not kidding. not even a little. if at&t were a dude i'd punch him in the junk. 2:31 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail

i !@&king hate at&t. they have royally screwed of out of internet service 2:25 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterMail